the mall up the street is filled with perfect women
searching for the perfect plastic assesory
i frequently use the air-conditioning there
after an hour of walking in the sun
stinking
i see hottie whiplash all the time
they glance at me like you do at a traffic accident
frequently giggling, if a group
but then they over-correct
snapping their necks looking as far away from me as possible if i smile
i get it
but i guess that's a hidden cost of hottie-dom
i'm just smiling
hottie, don't hurt yourself
the neck brace place wants to hire me
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